Yo, Nigga why you disrespect me like dis?
You send your poodles to shit on my front lawn
And when I gets mad and kick the hell outta one or two
You bitches run to the United fucking Nations
Whining about fucking human rights
Do you think I am intimidated by a bunch of protesting un-armed civilians?
Or by the placard waving students you send, Punks who are still so young
They don't even know how to wipe their own asses!
Boycotts that hurt your people more than they hurt you and me
How come you is never fucking out there waving placards and shit
And playing hide and seek with the fucking riot police?
Believe me Player, I've been there and I've done that
That shit don't work!
All you have to do you ignorant fuck is to watch CNN and the fucking BBC
To see how your fucking civilised developed western Dons deal with their own riots
Motherfucker, they does it just the way I does it!
You wanna do me like that motherfucker 'coz
You don't know who the fuck you messing with!
I'm big and you small, even the fucking terminator ain't got shit on me
From the Limpopo to the fucking Zambezi they all know me
Buckinham fucking Palace and tha damn Whitehouse, they know me
'Coz I'm the man boy,I'm the fucking cockrel in this fucking hood!
Let me introduce myself to you punk
I'm the black son of a bitch that kicked white butt
Me and my boys went to fucking war against
One of the fucking best armies of that era
With nothing but an AK47 between three boys
We crossed the fucking Zambezi
Using freakin crocodiles as stepping stones
We outran Landrovers and bullets boy
We sniffed out landmines with our own bare noses
And no shitting couz
With our own bare ass hands caught bombs dropped out of flaming B47 bombers
I have looked the motherfucking Rhodies straight in their blue and blonde eyes
And I'm still standing
I'm a bad ass bitch, even their 24 hour lock down could not break me
'Coz brother I'm still standing
They passed voltage through my fucking balls
But look bitch, I'm still standing
They tried to assasinate me, homie
But guess what fool!
I'm still fucking standing, I'm still on my fucking feet.
I'm a soldier son, a trooper
Tough as they come and tough as they fucking go
I lost my fear of fucking death a long time ago
So fuck you, and fuck the rest of your gang!
It was a fucking Chimurenga!
They killed black terrorists and black civilians
We killed white soldiers and white civilians
Before you pick up that bazooka remember this
In fucking war, both trooper and bystander fall!
Respect is earned and not learned fool!
I earned my shit son, that I damn well did
Each and every inch of this land paid in full with blood sweat and tears
I'm the motherfucker that freed a whole nation
That's why I'm king of the block, the real McCoy
You are what you are because of me
I don't watch revolutions happen, I'm the motherfucking revolution
Revolutions fucking happen because of me, yes me!
I gave you freedom and dignity
Turned you from a fucking scrappy second class citizen to a first class citizen
I gave you that fucking whiteman's job, fucking mine foreman!
That house in the surburbs, it's 'coz of me, you selfserving sadza eating bitch ass
You boys are MPs and shit 'coz of me Chinah
And guess who gave power to the fucking unions
Yeah you damn right, it was me you moron!
You live because I let you live
Smith, that one eyed son of a thieving white bitch lived 'coz I let him live
Step aside punk 'coz I'm coming through
Where's my respect, where's my thanx, where's my love?
What the fuck, you ungrateful bastard
You turn around and say you can rule this block better than me!
Be real Nigga, this is some serious shit
It's more than mining for asbestos and shit!
Want me to tell you about Chimoi, wanna hear about Nyadzona
Or the fucking mine fields on the Mozambique border
Or how they used fucking catapillars to bury women and children in mass graves?
While we are still on about this war shit, tell me Player
Where the fuck were you when we was fighting the war?
When we was on the run from the fucking five-O, where was you?
When some of us were pushing life and sitting on deathrow where were you?
When we was in exile and teaching boys to be soldiers, where were you at ha?
Shut your ass up and listen to a real pimp talk
Show me the money,show me what you got
Speak to me in a language I understand, the language of fucking war
'Coz Nigga for your own safety, believe this I am on a totally different level with you
I've got fucking degrees in the art of war
I was born violent, I was oppressed violent
I thought violent and rebelled violent
I won violent and so I rule violent
But hey wait a fucking minute
It was that same fucking violence that won Zimbabwean independence!
Violence is my thing, what's yours big-mouth?
So fucking excuse me, when I find you and
Your bunch of loud moral MDC fucks a teeny weeny bit un-amusing!
They respect only three things, money, guns and skin colour
The whiteman doesn't like me and I sure as hell don't like him too
The feeling is fucking mutual
Here is the 411 on all this shit
For how many years, force-feeding us, English, French, German,
Spanish, fucking Portuguese, Italian and motherfucking Afrikaans
At the stroke of a pen, carved up our Africa like a fucking cheap greasy pizza
They made us, fucking Kaffirs, into Catholics and Protestants
Said our pagan unions were fucking no good
So we had to have fucking christian names and get married in the church
Motherfuckers even hoodwinked us into thinking Jesus was white!
Wanted us to be everything except African
Meanwhile the motherfucking Pioneers were robbing us stone blind
Tell me wise cat, think the whiteman gives a damn about you?
You actually believe that shit don't you?
Think the enemy of your enemy is your friend?
You poor clueless piece of witless dogshit, wake up and smell the hype!
Player to player and pimp to pimp
Where you getting your Benjamins, Pounds and Euros from
'Coz Boss, there is nothing for nothing in this bad world of politics
What's you end of the deal? What's you gotta pay champ?
Seeing as you cutting deals with the very cats that put you in the fucking reserves
Let me tell you my sin Brother
Challenging the way the white world turns
Picture this, I take the blackman's land from the Murungu who stole it
Fucking deadly precedence!
What happens when the Red indian wants his America and Canada back
What happens when the Aborigine wants his Australia back
Or the Maori his New Zealand and the Creole his Mauritius
And the fucking Boer finds himself on a fucking great trek outta Africa
Totally unacceptable to the fucking way the white world turns
How many black people died as they tried to defend their homelands?
But we must forgive and forget!
How many white people died when we was taking our rightful heritage back?
Declared and undeclared sanctions!
Fuck that Shit!
Boo fucking hoo, life ain't fair!
When the Brits say Britain for the Brits, it's all cool right!
When I say Zimbabwe for the African, I'm a fucking racist!
Did you dawgs think I was gonna give up this shit that easy?
How many years in the bush fighting for this shit?
Twenty fucking how many years building this shit?
And you think I'm just gonna gift wrap it in national colours
And hand it over to you on your fucking birthday!
Come on Nigga stop tripping!
You gots to learn to fight your own fucking battles
Did you think the US fucking A would send
The fucking marines to fight for your cheated cause?
Time to wisen up rookie!
Thought the Brits would bring their infamous
Armoured 54th Division to recount the fucking votes?
Don't be so fucking retarded
Honestly thought Kofi and his boys would come in
Slap the the fucking cuffs on me and march my butt to the Hague
No motherfucker, they can't touch me, 'coz me and them, we the same
We all have done some seriously outrageous shit
We the same couz, we all politicians
My CIO compared to the CI fucking A is nothing but a bunch of fucking virgins
Who the fuck is worse, the terrorist or the motherfucker that created the terrrorist
This is some deep shit boy, it's way bigger than you and me
This sure as hell ain't the type of hype you learn on the fucking mines is it!
Do you believe this shit enough to die for it?
Fucking difference between you and me, is the fact that
I fucking fought to free my country and peoples
So I was never afraid of prison and death
You motherfucker, on the other hand, are fighting to be president
So you sure as hell can't afford to die
When I know what has to be done, I ain't afraid to do it
I believed the shit enough to go to prison for it
I fought with heart boy, and not with mouth
Stand up and be counted among the gangstas
You claim that my fucking throne is your throne
Well sir fucking knight unsheath your sword and duel for it
You bring your boys and I will bring my troops
And we can all go for it, right here and now
Oops! what was that motherfucker?
Ain't got enough guns to back your mouth?
Can't catch the ball, then you are in the wrong fucking league!
Can't stand the smell,then you best get your head outta my ass!
Learn this bitch and learn this well
When you dis me and you ain't packing iron
I won't shoot you in the head, I'll shoot you in the motherfucking knee
I might be old and grey Mr Tee
But we both know this, whichever fucking way you want it
I will slap the very taste outta your mouth
Don't mess with me boy 'coz I'm dangerous
I'm an ex-con!
You is now a big man motherfucker, making a bunch of big money
And now having a bunch of cowboys guarding your ass and shit
Think you are big enough to take out a fucking contract on me?
Sekuru ka,zivai zvamuri
Tell it straight, to me and the whole fucking world
After I'm gone asslicker, what's your plan?
You ain't got no fucking plan have you?
Putting the whole nation on fucking welfare!
For your whole plan depends on begging
For scraps of goodwill from the Western Dons
How you gonna deal with my generals when I'm gone?
'Coz man, I ain't messing with your head when I say
I have some pretty nasty boys in my outfit!
How you gonna deal with your own unhappy generals?
'Coz Nigga you best understand this
Most of your over-ambitious boys are in line
Because I am still in fucking charge
And the land, what you gonna do about it?
GIVE IT BACK? My black ass!
And the fucking war vets?
You gonna keep them in check with your fucking democracy!
Hey don' make me laugh
And my fucking regular troopers,including my bulldogs from the fucking Congo?
How you gonna subdue those vicious dogs of war?
And hey, here is a fucking good one
What about the CI fucking O?
Yeah what you gonna do about those killer machines?
What you gonna do with those motherfuckers?
Replace them with your own!
Well motherfucker let's wind up all this fucking yapping and shit
Whatever happens player, I will always be ten times the pimp you'll ever be
You will always be in my fucking shadow
You might last five years, maybe ten
But you could never last as long as I fucking did
Some are born fucking leaders and some aspire to be fucking leaders
You are too damn soft, you faint at the sight of blood
Twenty fucking how many years for an old man
Anyway, whatever Nigga, this is just my opinion
I gots to bounce, coz I have some fucking national business to tend to
You made the fucking bed, now see if the fucking bedbugs won't bite
Watch your back son, oh yeah watch your back
'coz I'm watching you real close
Oh yeah!
